Blonde Jokes.

So a blonde walks into a department store, looks around and walks up to the counter. The clerk says "How may i help you." The woman points behind the man and says "I'd like to buy that television." The clerk responds "Sorry, we dont sell T.V's to blondes." The woman storms out of the store.

The next day the woman comes back, marches right up to the counter and points to the item behind the man and proclaims. "Sir, i would like to buy that television." The clerk says "I told you yesterday ma'am we don't sell TV's to blondes." The woman marches out Furiously.

The woman comes back the next day wearing a new dress with a red colored wig. She quickly walks over to the counter and addresses the clerk. "Excuse me sir, I would like to purchase that Television." The clerk responds "Listen lady I've already told you, we don't sell TV's to blondes." The woman, frantically asks "How did you know it was me!?" To which the clerk says "Because that's not a TV, Its a microwave."

A redhead a Brunette and a Blonde are all trapped on a island 4 miles away from shore. One day they all decide to make a swim for it.

The Red Head, with all her courage swims 1 mile and sadly drowns.

The Brunette gathers all her might, swims 2 miles and sadly drowns.

The Blonde swims 3 miles, gets tired and swims back to the island.