My Grandpa Was Too Sick To Hear My Daily Joke At Lunch Today So I Wanted To Share His Favorite Joke!

There's a blonde rowing a boat out in a cornfield when another blonde drives by and sees her. She pulls over and yells to the blonde in the field, "You're the reason people think blondes are so stupid, and if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

PS- Thanks to this sub for constantly providing me with hilarious jokes to tell my grandpa at lunch! He's an awesome man and really enjoyed the one about Congress being kidnapped the other day.