The President Of The United States And The Prime Minister Of Canada Are Comparing Their Bodyguards.

The president orders his secret service agent to jump off a 40 foot platform. The agent heisitates and does so.

The Canadian Prime minster now requests his highly trained guard to jump from the same spot.

Guard replies: "Here's a kilogram of cocaine. You jum....WAIT!! I WAS JOKING MR PRIME MINISTER!! SHITT!!"