Two Bananas Are Sitting On The Beach

Two bananas are sitting on the beach. One banana says "Hey, why don't we take a dip and cool off?" The other banana says "No, Larry I really don't feel like it" Larry responds "Come on Frank, it's a hot day I want to take a swim but I don't want to go out alone" Frank says "Larry, I don't want to go swimming!"

The argument dies down and about an hour passes. Larry looks out into the ocean and sees a turd floating. The turd says "Hey fellas, why don't you come on in the water's great!" Larry says "Hey Frank, he says the water's good, what do you say?" Frank says "You believe that shit?"