A Family Of Bunny Rabbits Go Out Looking For Food.

Papa rabbit, Mama rabbit, and Baby rabbit go hopping from yard to yard, looking for anything to eat. To their disappointment, they find nothing. Being too early in the year for crops to grow, every garden they find is bare. The rabbits begin to worry they may starve.

They arrive at a park where they see a boy flying a kite. He takes a rest for a moment to open a lunch container filled to the brim with vegetables. Carrot sticks, cucumbers, broccoli. The boy takes a few and munches on them by himself.

The rabbits watch from a distance and are salivating. Mama rabbit says to the Papa rabbit, “you should go up to him. Ask him if he'll share some of those carrots with us.”

Papa rabbit shakes his head. “Nooo,” he says. “Humans don't like us. They always build fences around their gardens to keep us out. He'd never share those carrots with us.”

Mama rabbit says, “please? We are starving. Ask him anyway. Maybe he'll be generous, just this once.”

Papa rabbit says, “why don't YOU ask him? If you think he'll share with us, you be the one to ask him.”

Mama rabbit backs away, and says “nooo, I could never! You ask him! You're the brave one of us. I'd be too frightened!”

Baby rabbit says “will you two stop arguing? I'LL ask him, if neither of you will!”

Before they can stop him, Baby rabbit hops up to the little boy. Baby rabbit says, “excuse me. I noticed you've got some vegetables there. They look awfully delicious, and you've got far too many to eat by yourself. My family here is very hungry. We actually haven't had a full meal in quite a few days. I don't suppose you'd mind sharing just a few of those carrots with us?”

The little boy looked at the baby rabbit, and do you know what he said?

He said,

“HOLY SHIT! A TALKING RABBIT!”