A Greek And A China Man . . .

Had restaurants side by side in a strip mall. Every Friday the Greek man would visit the China man and ask, "Hey Chinaman, what day is it?" to which he would reply, "It's Flyday" and the Greek man would laugh and laugh as he walked out.

For several months this went on, and finally the China man decided to practice saying Friday. Over the next week he spent several hours a day practicing his pronunciation.

When Friday rolled around once again the Greek man came into the Chinese restaurant and said, "Hey Chinaman, what day is it?" The China man pointed his finger at the man and shouted, "It's Friday, you Gleek Plick!"