A Guy Is Wandering Through The Mountains On A Perfect Day...

...the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, a soft, cool breeze flows through his hair. As the man rounds a corner, he hears a sound in the distance that sounds like a child crying. As he gets closer, sure enough, there is a little boy sitting on a rock crying in great agony. The man approaches.

"Little boy, little boy, what's wrong?"

The little boy is so filled with grief that he can't even answer the man. He shakes his head and starts to cry harder, burying his face in his hands. The man asks again.

"Little boy, little boy, what's wrong?"

The little boy, bless his heart, somehow summons the strength to lift his hand and point to a clearing nearby. The man walks towards the clearing, and finds there is a rather sudden cliff of about 200 feet, and at the bottom, the bodies of two adults.

"Oh god.... little boy, were those your parents?" the man inquires.

The little boy, racked with sorrow, lets out an even louder cry and nods his head. The man looks back at the bodies, and shakes his head before turning around.

As he unbuttons his pants, he says to the little boy, "Man, today is just not your day".