A Guy Wanted Some Sex Tips...

Two guys were having a discussion about women. Guy 1 says to the other: "Man, I've got this gorgeous babe, but I've never had sex, and have no idea what I'm doing!" Guy 2, who happened to be quite good at sex said: "No problem! Saturday, when you guys go back to your house to do it, I'll hide behind the wall and you put this little radio device in your ear, and I'll tell you exactly how to please her!" They agree.

 

So Saturday roles around, and the guys get all set up for Guy 1 to have sex with the girl. So they're getting naked, and Guy 2 radios guy 1: slowly undress her. Guy 1 does what Guy 2 says. Then Guy 2 says: "good now kiss her neck". Again, Guy 1 does it. But suddenly, Guy 1 has this urge to take a sht. He politely excuses himself and runs into the bathroom to take a sht. While he's in there, the girl then has to take a sht too! But the guy isn't done and probably won't be for a while. So she looks around and finds an empty shoe box, and proceeds to take a sht in there. She hides it kind of under the bed, but not completely, as Guy 1 is coming out of the bathroom just as she finished. Guy 2 radios back into Guy 1: "ok now look at her, walk towards her and climb on top of her. Then you just put your dick in her vagina and move it in and out and that's it, simple." Guy 1 proceeds to perform said actions, but when he gets to the end of the bed, he stepped into the shoe box the girl used. He screamed out, "IT'S A SHIT BOX!!"... And Guy 2 radios back: "Wrong hole!!!"