A Polar Bear Comes Home From School One Day....

he asks his older sister "am I a polar bear? are you a polar bear? are mom and dad polar bears? are grandma and grandpa polar bears?"
his sister says yes to all the questions and tells him to leave her alone.

he goes to his mom and asks her, she says yes.

he goes to his dad and asks, his dad says" look, YOU are a polar bear. Your sister is a polar bear, me and your mom and both your grandparents are polar bears. why are you asking this????

the young polar bear says "cause i'm freezing my ass off."