I Was On The Bus With My Friend The Other Day...

When I told the joke: "What do you do if you see an epileptc having a seizure in the bath? Throw your laundry in with him!"

Unfortunately, there was a man sitting behind us when I told this, and he leaned over the seat and said "That's not funny at all, my Son happened to die from having a seizure in the bath."

We were both obviously mortified, and the man got up to leave as it got to his stop. As he passed us we heard him say "The fucking idiot choked on a sock."

All credit for this joke goes to u/inmate992