It's A Sunday Morning And A Priest Realizes He Was Supposed To Go Golfing

He goes to the janitor and says "listen, i know this is highly unusual, but i have to leave. Could you cover confession for me?"

The janitor agrees so the priest writes a list of common sins and their respective pennances.

Once in the booth, a man comes in and says he committed adultery, the janitor checks the list and tells him "10 hail Mary's and 10 or fathers." Next, a woman comes in and says "forgive me father for i have sinned. I performed fellatio on my husband." the janitor searches the list but doesn't find it so he tells the woman the same thing he told the previous confessor.

Determined to find the answer, he finds an altar boy and asks him "what does father Richard give for a blowjob?" The altar boy replies "2 pieces of gum and a lollipop"