Kid Asks His Mother: "how Was I Born?"

Mother not wanting to tell him about sex yet, decides to say "Fairies brought you here"

Kid not satisfied with the answer, goes to dad and asks the same question. Dad gasps for a moment and says the same thing "the fairies brought you here"

Apparently the kid is still not satisfied and goes to his grandma and asks "Grandma, how was I born?"

Grandma: "fairies brought you here"

The Kid gets flustered and says:"WTF, nobody fucks around here?"