Marriage

Man: Finally! The day has come!

Woman: Can I leave you?

Man: Of course not!

Woman: Will you kiss me?

Man: Definitely!

Woman: Will you hurt me?

Man: Don't be ridiculous, where did you get that idea from?

Woman: Will you be loyal?

Man: Absolutely!

Woman: Will you love me?

Man: 100% of the time!

Woman: Will you hate me?

After marriage read from bottom to top.