One For The Freaks In Us All...

A man walks into a psychiatrist office and says he has a problem. He says he always seems distracted, has anxiety, and cant get any work done. Pulling down a stack of paintings from a shelf, the psychiatrist begins his examination with an inkblot test.

Phyc: What do you see here?

Man: i see... a naked lady.

Phyc: ok.. how about now?

Man: i see... a naked ladies bush

Phyc: ... alright... how about now ?

Man: a lady bug...

Phyc: begins writting

Man: ... and shes naked.

Phyc: ok sir, i think i know what your problem is. You're a sex addict; and thats the cause of your troubles.

Man: SEX ADDICT?! who are you calling a sex addict and you're the one with all these naked pictures tucked away??