The Police Raid A Gambling Ring...

The police raid a latin gambling ring, and all of the suspects claimed to speak no English. By the time the media arrived, the suspects were in custody and had given their statements to police.

A confused reporter asks an officer, "How did you get their statements? We understand that none of them speaks any English?"

The officer replies, "It's a lot like shooting pool. The harder you hit, the better the English."

(Allegedly a true story from the 70's, but I have my doubts so I shared it)