A Man Tattoos His Girlfriend's Name On His Penis.

A man is dating a woman named Wendy, and as a "romantic" gesture, he gets her name tattooed on his penis, but when he's flaccid, only the first W and final Y are visible.

One day, while he and his girlfriend are on holiday in Jamaica, he is standing at a urinal, when a black Jamaican man walks up next to him.

The man glances down and sees a W and a Y tattooed on the black man's penis.

So the man says to him, "Your girlfriend's name must be Wendy, too. I see we have the same tattoo."

The response comes, "No, I'm a tour guide. Mine says, 'Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.'"