A Politician Dies

• Politician dies
• St. Peter says politicians must spend one day in hell
• Politician visits hell and finds it to be luxurious and wonderful
• Politician returns to heaven and is asked to choose between heaven and hell
• Politician chooses opulence of hell
• Goes back to hell and finds it dark, torturous, and horrible

• Politician asks Satan why it's no longer perfect

  "You see, yesterday, we were campaigning. But today, you voted..."

(I am not giving credit, no way)