A Woman Arrives At A Party...

While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he said "Is that a family name?" "No" she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy most- cars and men. Therefore I chose Carmen" "What's your name?" She asked He answered "B.J. Titsengolf"