McMurphy

McMurphy goes into the bar after a long day of work. He runs his hand over the smooth surface of the counter and says to the bartender "I built this bar with me own two hands, but they don't call me 'McMurphy the Wood Worker'."
He takes a sip of his beer and motions grandly towards the walls around the large room. "And I built this building around it too. But they don't call me 'McMurphy the Carpenter'."
He stands up and walks to the window and motions to the bartender to come look. "Do you see that pier out there? It took me two years with no help to build that peer with nothing but my hands and me own sweat. Now everybody in town loves it. But they don't call me 'McMurphy The Peer Builder'. No. No, they don't."
He turns in frustration and jabs the air with a finger. "All a man has to do is fuck just one goat."