Stephanie Meyer Goes To The Hospital...

And finds out she has cancer. She asks the doctor what she can do, and he tells her that the odds of survival for surgery are very low, but there is a specialist doctor he knows of who has a 90% success rate.

She gets in touch with this specialist, who tells her that he can do it in three months time, but it will cost her ten million dollars. She agrees, and sends him the money.

The day of the operation arrives, when Stephanie receives a call from the doctor telling he he has to cancel the operation. When she asks why, the doctor tells her, "I'm sorry, but I have a better author on the table."