A Man Is In The Town Square Crashing Sticks Together

And a police officer marches over to him and says, "Hey, what are you doing?"

"I'm scaring away the mountain lions!" he replied.

The policeman looked bemused. "What? There's no mountain lions within 100 miles of this town!"

And the man smiled and said, "Yo momma so fat when I tried to swerve round her I ran out of gas!"