A Driver Stopped Beside A Pedestrian In A Tiny Remote Town...

A driver stopped beside a pedestrian in a tiny remote town. Lost and in a hurry, the driver had no desire to engage in conversation with the locals, he only wanted quick directions. "Hey, old man," he snapped. "Can you tell me how to get to Portland?"

"Yep," the man replied, before crossing the street and disappearing inside a shop door.