A Pirate Walks Into A Bar.

He has a giant ship's steering wheel shoved down the seat of his pants. How walks up to the bar and sits down on a stool, but the wheel gets in the way. After about ten minutes of awkwardly adjusting himself, he gets on. Being a pirate he orders a glass of rum. As he goes to take a drink, his hand hits the wheel and the drink falls to the ground, breaking the glass and wasting the rum.

"Sorry about spilling me drink, I'll pay the cost o' that glass." He says to the bartender.

"Oh don't worry, I got it." the bartender says. "If you don't mind me asking, why do you have a steering wheel down your pants? Doesn't it bother you?"

The pirate replies "Aye, it's driving me nuts."