Poor Family Had A Duck....

There was this poor family, all they had was a duck. The mom told the son to go sell the duck. While the boy walks into to town, a girl stops him and asks if he would take a fuck for the duck. Well being a boy, he said yes. Well after they were done the girl playing said I will give the duck back for another fuck. Well of they go! While this is going on, the poor duck crosses the road and gets ran over. The girl feeling sorry for him gave him 2 dollars. When he came home mom asks what did he get for the duck? I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and 2 bucks for a fucked up duck!