An Elderly Man Went To The Doctor Because His Wife Wanted Him To Last Longer In Bed.

The doctor told him of a trick he had heard.

"If you pleasure yourself before you do the dirty, you'll be on a second wind and it's go time."

The man is on his way home from work and remembers the advice, pulls the car over. He climbs under the car and gets at it, closes his eyes and looks forward to impressing his wife.

He hears footsteps, but going, eyes on the prize.

It's a police officer, "Good afternoon, is everything OK?"

"No thanks, just checking the oil pressure, why do you ask?", almost there, eyes clenched tight.

"Your car rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."