Can I Have The Car Tonight?

A family lives in Alabama, the daughter asks her father if she can use the car that evening. he says "yes, but you know what you have to do for it." He begins to unzip his pants. So the Daughter starts giving him a blowjob, stops in disgust. "whats wrong honey?" says the father "you're dick tastes like shit!!" replies the daughter to which the father says "Oh thats right! your bother has the car tonight!"