3 Guys Get Captured By Tribesmen In A Jungle...

"I shall set the man who brings me the most buckets of bovine cow titty juice free," says the tribe leader and lets them go find it.

The first guy returns with 15 buckets full of bovine cow titty milk and sets them in front of the tribe leader.

"We shall see what the second one brings," says the tribe leader.

The second returns with 30 buckets of bovine cow titty milk and sets them in front of the tribe leader.

"Impressive, looks like we already have our freed man, but let's wait for the last."

The last guy returns all bruised up and dusty holding only a small glass and gives it to the tribe leader. The second guy looks ecstatic and starts jumping up and down. "I'm free! I'm free!"

But the tribe leader sets the last guy free.

"But why?!" Ask the first two, perplexed.

"You guys bring me titty milk, he bring me milk of bull!" Exclaims the tribe leader.