A Guy Gets His Girlfriend's Name Tattooed On His Penis

EDIT: Just realized this was posted ten days ago. My bad. Downvote away.

Her name is Wendy, so he gets 'Wendy' tatooed on his dick. So when it's flaccid, you can only make out 'Wy', but when he gets hard, it says 'Wendy'.

So one day he's at an airport and he goes into the bathroom and there's a Jamaican tourguide taking a piss. So he walks over and starts pissing next to the guy. He notices the guy also has 'Wy' tatooed on his penis.

He says to the guy, "I'm sorry, I just noticed your tattoo. I have the same one. Do you also have a girl named Wendy?"

The man replies, "No, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day'".