A Man Gets "Wendy" Tattooed On His Penis.

A man got his girlfriend's name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. He got it so that it only showed her full name when he was fully aroused - otherwise, shrinkage made it look like it just said "Wy".

One day he was at the urinal next to another man. He happens to inadvertently glance down, and something caught his eye. The other man had "Wy" tattooed on his penis too. He says, "I'm sorry but this is too weird. I think we have the same tattoo! Is your girlfriend's name Wendy too?"

The other man said, "Oh dis? No mon, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon. Have a nice day.'"