After Two Weeks Of Suspicion.....

................. the jealous wife fired her maid. But before leaving, the attractive employee bragged, "Your husband told me that I'm a better golfer than you are." The wife just shrugged. The maid then added, "I'm also better in bed than you are." "My husband told you that?" the startled woman asked. "No," the maid replied, "His caddy did!"