An Ambidextrous Baseball Pitcher

is being interviewed after pitching a no hitter. ' You pitched a no hitter the previous game as well, but you pitched with the other arm, how do you decide which arm you're going to use?' The interviewer asks.

"Well, its very simple", the pitcher says, " when I wake up in the morning, if my wife is lying on her right side, I pitch with my right, if its her left, I pitch with my left."

Amused, the interviewer asks, "What if she's lying on her back?" " I call the manager and tell him I'm not available."