Blonde At Shoe Store

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk.

"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk.

“Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.