Thursday, July 21, 2016
Cinderella And The Watermelon
Cinderella desperately wants to go to the ball at the prince's castle. Fairy Godmother appears and decides to help her. She uses her magic to create a coach trained by beautiful white horses and to make a beautiful dress appear in front of the young girl. Cinderella is very happy, but the fairy tells her: "You have to come back home by midnight, or your little pussy will be morphed into a slice of watermelon" Cinderella agrees, even if a little puzzled. She goes at the party, and dances all night with the prince. She has a great deal of fun. The clock goes, and it's almost midnight, so she tells the prince she must go at all costs. He stops her and asks her to stay a little while, in order to eat something refreshing, after all that dancing. He then claps the hands twice and four servants enter the room, holding a big watermelon above their heads. The prince unsheathes his sword and with a quick blow cuts it in slices, he then grabs a slice and puts his head in it, eating it with incredible ardor, making juicy noises and dirtying himself all over. He then asks Cinderella: "what time were you supposed to go home?" "Well, 3 , 4 AM, it doesn't matter..."
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