I Tried Unlocking My Car The Other Day...

... but the keys kept getting jammed and i couldn't get it open. As i'm messing around with the lock a stranger walked past and noticed me struggling 'Need a hand mate?' He asked. 'Yeah my keys just wont work, can't get the door unlocked' I replied. Take your keys out and step out the way' I moved out the way all confused and he stepped up to my car and starting rubbing his crotch on the handle really weirdly... he stepped away and the door just opened... 'How did you manage that?!' i said with a strange look 'It wasn't me it was my khaki trousers'....