Joe: I Was Shocked When I Heard The Perverted Part In Handel's Messiah.

Moe: Perverted part? What are you talking about?
Joe: Where it goes "For we like sheep."

It wasn't kind of me to mention this: for the rest of your life, you'll think of this dumb joke whenever you listen to Messiah, unavoidably visualizing men in middle eastern garb getting busy with sheep. It's like hearing euthanasia as youth in Asia. Dang, unkind again.