Michael Jackson Goes To The Sperm Bank

Michael Jackson asked what he was supposed to do in there, and they told him to just Beat It, and Don't Stop til you Get Enough.

They asked him afterwards what it was like to jerk off in a cup, and he said it was a Thriller.

Everyone thought it was strange that he didn't have any porno with him to help, so they asked him what he did to make himself hard so he could ejaculate. Michael told them he was looking at the Man in the Mirror.

Michael was just joking around though. He was actually just thinking of Billy Jean. Either her or Ben.

It took him a really long time in there, so the doctors were wondering what happened. Michael told them his first attempt was Bad and he had to wipe it Off the Wall.

The last thing they wanted to know was Michael's particular method for pleasing himself. He told them he just used the Jackson Five.