Straight Man Mistacenly Walks Into A Gay Bar

A man on a business trip decided to go for a beer before his flight home and walked into the first joint he saw. He sat down, ordered a beer, and realized he was in a gay bar. The bartender said "what's your nickname?" Confused, the guy asks "excuse me? My nickname?" The bartender laughed and said "yeah, your nickname! We all have one here. Mines Nike, you know, just do it!" Another man beside him said "mines snickers, because it satisfies." The bartender looked at the man and said "see...nicknames. You can't have your beer until you tell us yours." The man sat there for a second, thought about it, and said "secret." The bartender looked confused and asked "secret?" The man replied "yeah, secret. You know..strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Now give me my fuckin beer!