8:00 PM No comments Does Anyone Remember That Show Where Ron Howard Was A Kid With A Paper Route? Read more
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1:30 AM No comments When You're Done Reading This Joke Please Don't Show It To Any Virgins. Read more
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12:30 PM No comments LPT: When Making A Sandwich, Put The Mayonnaise On The Top Slice Of Bread Read more
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11:30 AM No comments What Did Shakespeare Say When Asked How His Wife Keeps Things Interesting? Read more
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3:00 PM No comments Did You Know That Vanilla Ice Is Now Working As A Computer Literacy Instructor? Read more
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4:30 AM No comments What's The Difference Between A Bag Of Cocaine And A Four-year Old Child? Read more
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9:00 PM No comments At Trial, A Volkswagen Engineer Is Called To The Stand To Explain Why They Participated In The 'clean Diesel' Debacle. He Claims He Is Not Guilty. Read more
8:30 PM No comments If Someone Offered You Drugs, Always Say Yes Because Drugs Are Expensive Read more
5:30 PM No comments TIL You Can Get Kicked Out Of The Navy For Getting On The Wrong Vessel Just Once. Read more
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7:00 AM No comments As I've Gotten Older, I've Realized The World Can Be Seen Through A Million Perspectives. Read more
12:30 PM No comments 1.How Does A Elephant Hide In The Jungle? 2.What Is The Loudest Sound In The Jungle? Read more
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7:30 PM No comments Let's Make A Holiday Called "other Day", Where You Help Other People In Need. Read more
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7:00 AM No comments Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter. Read more
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