A British Man, An American, And A Chinese Guy...

...are walking down the street together when they are stopped by a well dressed man. The man says, "I'll make you a deal, if any of you can jump off this skyscraper here and bounce back up to the top I'll give you $10 million." They take the man's offer. The British man is about to jump when he sees two guys carrying a trampoline on the sidewalk. He jumps but misses the trampoline and dies. The American quickly jumped as the two guys were tending to the body of the British man, hit the trampoline, ripped right through it and died. The Chinese guy jumped next, completely missing the trampoline, but hit the ground and bounced all the way back to the top of the skyscraper. Before handing the Chinese man the money, the well dressed man asked him to first explain how he did it as he was very surprised. The Chinese man replied, "Me Chinese, me think fast. Me shove rubber up me ass!"