A Guy With A 25 Inch Penis Asked To God ...

Guy: My penis is too long. I can't live life like this.

God: Go to the pond near your home and ask the frog there to marry you. You'll lose 5 inches of your penis if she says "NO"

Guy proposed to the frog and she said "No". He lost 5 inches. He tried it again and he lost 5 more inches when she repeated "NO". He thought to himself, "15 inches is still a bit too much. 10" should be ideal." So he went to to the frog again.

Guy: Will you marry me?

Frog: OMG, How many times do I tell you!! "NO! NO! NO!!! Go AWAY!"