A Man Goes Into A New Restaurant For Dinner...

He orders his starter, and when he gets it, he notices that his plate is still dirty.

He asks the waiter why his plate is dirty.

The waiter replies, "Sorry sir, that's the best cold water can get it."

When he gets his main course, he notices his plate is dirty. He asks the waiter why his plate is dirty again.

The waiter replies, "Sorry sir, that's the best cold water can get it."

He then gets his dessert, and notices, again, that his plate is dirty. He asks the waiter again why his plate is dirty.

The waiter replies, "Sorry sir, that's the best cold water can get it."

After finishing his dessert, he pays the bill and leaves. As he is leaving, he is pushed over by a large dog, who begins licking his face. The waiter runs over to the dog and shouts,

"Sit Cold Water, sit!"