A Man Is Sitting On His Porch Drinking Whisky When His Grandson Ask For A Drink.

Boy-"can I have a drink of your whisky grandpa?" Grandpa-"does your penis reach your asshole?" Boy-"no it doesn't." Grandpa-"the day your penis reaches your asshole, you may have a drink of whisky." Upset, the boy understood and they went on with their day. The next afternoon the grandfather arrived home from work and found his grandson sitting on the porch eating cookies. Boy-"grandpa! Look what grandma baked for me!" Grandpa-"those sure look good! May I have one?" Boy-"grandpa, does your penis reach your asshole?" Grandpa-"well sure it does!" Boy-"go fuck yourself."