A Newly Wed Chinese Couple Go On Their Honeymoon

They get to the hotel late. The bride is visibly nervous and the groom is patiently and lovingly trying to reassure her.

He says "You don't need to worry about anything. Anything you want, I do for you."

Feeling a bit calmer she inquisitively looks at him and says "anything?"

"Anything", the groom replies without hesitation.

"Ok, I... I want 69." she says with a bashful grin.

The groom looks annoyed, "How you think of beef and broccoli at a time like this!?"