A Woman On Her Deathbed

An elderly woman is laying on her deathbed with her husband at her side.

"Honey", she says, "I want to show you something. Go in to the closet and take down the box from the top shelf."

So her husband goes and does as he is asked and opens the box to find two handmade dolls and five thousand dollars in cash. "Dear, what is this?" he asks his wife.

She replies, "The day we were married, my grandmother sat me down and told me,'There are going to be times that the two of you fight, times that you'll be so sick of him you cannot even stand the sight of him. Whenever a time like that comes, sit down and make a doll to calm yourself down.'"

Her husband had tears in his eyes, after all these years of marriage, she was only ever mad at him twice, he could not believe how he had married such an amazing woman. Then he asked,"And what about the money?" She replied, "Oh, that's the money I made from selling the dolls."