So A Man Is Going To Have His Girlfriend Over For The First Time.

A man named Sir is going to invite his girlfriend over.

He goes to his brother and says "This is the first time, look sharp and don't embarrass me, nobody has met her in this family and I want her to think nicely of us."

In reponse, the brother holds up a thermometer. Sir asks, "What does this have to do with anything?"

The brother replies with, "Sir, Mom met her."