This Was A Killer Joke When I Was In 3rd Grade.

A man had to take a dump on an airplane, but the men's room was occupied. The flight attendant saw him trying to hold his poop and and said he could use the woman's room BUT NO TOUCHING THE BUTTONS!!

The man took his dump. Then saw 3 buttons. He pushed the first one labeled WW. He felt a stream of warm water spray clean his ass. Ah, he said that must be warm wash.

He saw a second button labeled "BD" and felt a warm gust of air on his butt. Ah, he said that must be butt dry.

He saw a third button labeled ATR. He pushed it and screamed and passed out from the pain.

He awoke in a hospital room. The flight attendant was there and said. I told you not to push any buttons. That was the automatic tampon remover!