A Man Visits A Dentist

He has horrible pain in his mouth.

The dentist examines him, and says, "There is extensive damage in here, what is your diet like?" The man says, "Hollandaise sauce. Morning, noon and night. I eat it on everything." "Well, the damage seems very extensive, but I think I can fix it. You will need several root canals, and then I will install a chrome plate." "A chrome plate? That seems really severe." "Don't worry, you will be able to eat anything you want. No problems." "Even hollandaise? I really love that sauce." "Why sure, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."