God, Jesus And Moses Are Playing Golf

...at Amen corner at the Masters. This hole is a short par 3 with a small stream before the green.

Moses skulls(tops) his shot and it bounces along the ground, comes to the stream, it parts, rolls up and stops ten feet from the hole.

Jesus hits the same shot and the ball skips across the stream and stops 5 feet from the hole.

God shanks his shot in the woods.

As they're walking up Jesus and Moses kind of snicker at God. Thunder rumbles in the distant. At that moment a beaver comes running out of the woods with the ball in his mouth, and an eagle swoops down and carries off the beaver. Jesus and Moses are laughing hysterically. At this, a shot rings out from the distance, and the eagle drops the beaver, who lands on the green and the ball pops out of his mouth and rolls in the hole.

God turns to the two who are staring dropjawed and says, 'Are we going to fuck around all day or play some golf?'