An Odd Dish At A Chinese Restaurant...

A lovely older couple were dining at a local Chinese restaurant. Their orders have just been set in front of them. The woman appears to have ordered some sort of noodle dish, and the man has ordered a meal that is presented in a covered pot.

As the man goes to open the pot, the pot lid opens a bit, and something looks out at him and makes a noise. The man feels his heart medication must be giving him hallucinations, so he attempts to open the pot again. Again as he reaches, the lid opens briefly and he can see a pair of eyes and a hard, flat beak stick out.

Obviously disturbed, the man calls over the waiter and says "Excuse me, waiter. There seems to be a problem with my meal, there is something in there that keeps popping the lid and looking out at me,"

The waiter starts to speak when suddenly, the lid pops up, and a resonating QUACK echos from the pot. The man and woman jumps back, as the waiter chuckles at the situation. The waiter then replies:

"Sir, you did order the Peking duck, did you not?"