Its Gonna Be A Long Flight

A man sits next to a kid on a plane. The man turns to the kid and says, "Let's talk."

The kid says, "sure, about what?"

The man, teasingly, says, "nuclear power."

The kid says, "sure, but first, let's talk deer, cows and horses. They all eat grass, but the deer drops pellets, the cow does patties, and the horse produces clumps. Do you know why?"

The man is stumped. "No", he says.

The kid replies, " do you really think we should talk about nuclear power when you don't know shit!?"